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Welcome to the wonderful world of the 'I'm Not . . .' series of children's books. A laugh a minute with crazy creatures, snot, poo and farts!

Everything kids love!

Contact the author, Alexandra Browne:

The 'I'm Not . . .' Website: https://www.facebook.com/alexandrabooks100/

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'I'm Not smelly the Pirate' is available now on Amazon as paperback and Kindle. This is a story about Captain Bloodandguts, a dapper pirate who carries a magnificent parrot on his shoulder. The Captain’s cutthroat crew are convinced he smells, to his great annoyance.

But it is in fact his poor seasick parrot who is producing a green, ghastly cloud of foul farts.

This is a story of Bloodandguts' hunt for buried treasure leaving a trail of evil smell - and stunned animals - wherever he goes.

But who is creeping secretly behind? Read and find out!