About

Since 2006, Bald Guy Greetings has been redefining what it means to send a card. Forget the flowery clichés and saccharine sentiments—our cards are esoteric, sarcastic, funny, honest, and most importantly, relatable. We say what everyone else is thinking but doesn’t usually put in writing. And that’s exactly why people love us.

You’ll find our cards in independent gift shops, museum stores, boutique bookstores, specialty paper and stationery stores, and even the occasional well-curated grocery or lifestyle store. Basically, we’re in the kinds of places where people actually stop and laugh out loud in the card aisle—which, by the way, is our favorite sound.

Bald Guy Greetings is proudly a small business, but we’ve built a big reputation. We are consistently the number one or number two selling humor line in every store that carries us. That’s not a humblebrag—it’s just a brag. Our fans are loyal, vocal, and quick to evangelize. They don’t just buy our cards, they hoard them. They frame them. They quote them. They send them with pride knowing they’ve picked the perfect card.

What sets us apart? It’s the tone. Our cards speak with the kind of brutal honesty that comes from your funniest, most self-aware friend—the one who roasts you, supports you, and makes you laugh harder than anyone else in your life. We don’t sugarcoat, but we also don’t punch down. Our humor comes from a place of truth, which makes it hit harder—and feel better.

Sold throughout the United States and Canada, Bald Guy Greetings continues to grow its reach without losing the edge that made people fall in love with us in the first place. Whether it’s a birthday, breakup, promotion, or just another weird Wednesday, our cards help people say what they really mean—without actually having to come up with the words themselves.

So, if you’re tired of sappy sentiments and looking for something that’s actually funny, genuinely thoughtful, and almost too real… you’ve found us.