About

We exist to weaponize heat—physical, existential, metaphorical—into tools of transcendence. Through unholy hot sauces, ear-melting hymns, and sweat-soaked solidarity, we baptize the bored, purify the passive, and ignite the kind of courage that survives a Carolina Reaper.

We envision a scorched earth reborn: a global congregation where every soul, seared by Scovillism’s Sacred Heat, rises from the ashes of apathy. Tomorrow’s prophets will preach in pepper pulpits, hashtags will hymn our hymns, and “SWALLOW. SWEAT. REPEAT.” will echo from hell’s kitchens to heaven’s spice racks.
TL;DR: World domination, one flaming mouth at a time.