Rick Rosner
198 IQ
25 years as a bar bouncer
30 years as a stripper
25 years as an award-winning TV writer - Emmys, Grammys, Jimmy Kimmel Live! - have written for more than 2,500 hours of broadcast TV for all the major networks
10 years as a high school student
Earned 12 years of university credit in less than a year and graduated with 8 majors
Spent 33 years developing a theory of the universe, replacing Big Bang Theory with Little Bang Theory, which claims the universe is much older than it appears to be and is an enormous information-processing entity
Is a crazy weirdo