Staytooned is the first clothing line released by Firewater-Presents and it specializes in tee-shirts. The tee-shirt images combine original artwork and everyday life sayings and situations with a spiritual twist. The line was created to remind, teach, uplift and enlighten. Select tees proceeds will be donated to various non-profit organizations. Staytooned was first conceived in 1993. A few designs were released in 1999 and 2000. After a lengthy hiatus the line has been re-launched and made available on the web.

It is currently run as a sole proprietorship.