We drink bloody marys. We write about them. We post our bloody mary musings on The Drunken Tomato for all to see. By applying our extensive experience imbibing bloody marys across the United States and beyond, we deliver informative yet entertaining bloody mary reviews ranging from pre-made mixes to dive bar hootch to upscale craft cocktails. We are The Drunken Tomato, a bloody mary brunch blog dedicated to reviewing the best and worst drunken tomato cocktails.